The Queen's Guard

So I have such a story to tell you.  First Christian and I are so not happening.  It has been the weirdest ride I have ever been on.  Maybe he wanted some action maybe he was just feeling horny I have no idea but anywho that is very much so over I am not going to go into detail cuz it is kind of embarrassing that I didn’t see it but I don’t care.  whatever so we went to Windsor today and went all through the castle and such, when I came out Sarah and Anna were in a huge group taking pictures with the guard you know the ones with the black hats who everyone tries to make laugh and talk and all kinds of shit.  Well I always though I would want to do it too but when I got there I felt so bad for him having to stand at attention and everyone talking to him and taking pictures with, so I said no but ended up doing it anyway and boy am I glad I did.  He was rather cute and when I got to the group I saw him looking at me. And not just once but a lot.  So I was like ya I will get some of that.  I went over there and said "I am so sorry about this" then he just said "it's ok it's fun most of the time" so I was so shocked took my picture and asked "aren’t you not allowed talking" and he just looks at me (out of the corner of his eye) and says "I'm not".  So wonderful.  Then we walked around the village found a leaning house tried to take a cool picture it was an epic fail and then headed back to St. George's Chapel for evensong.  It was really serious and the police escort you in and are super mean but as I left the chapel and walked passed my guard I waved good-bye and he waved back.  Not with his whole had cuz he was at attention but lifted his had from his side.  I felt so special. So I took many pictures of him so you just tell me if you don't think he looks cute

I think we look really good together I should have given him my number.  or at least asked him when he was off : )